PoiNtEr->: March 2011

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Application to be My Girlfriend

Application to be My Girlfriend:






POSITION TITLE: VisHaL's Girlfriend



-Frequent dates dinners and at least one DTR.

-Long phone conversations and longer walks on the beach (in

the moonlight).

-Occasional light PDA.

-Attend all couple events (formal, dances, etc.) with me.

-Ga-ga-gazing sessions at least once a week.

-Hair may not be cut for duration of employment.

-Sappy, hand-written letters during long periods of

separation (twelve hours or more).

-Frequently becoming "in distress" so that I can rescue you.



Minimum of 30 hours a week, flexible--though additional time

will be encouraged and expected regularly. Additionally,

several hours per week should be spent daydreaming about me

in your own free time, preferably in the middle of class or

when you ought to be reading. If more than one Girlfriend is

hired, these hours will be divided equally.



Education: High School , as well as one or more years

in college completed. Percentage of 70% and up helpful but not


Experience: Less experience actually better. Must have kissed

less than ten different guys.

Attributes: High levels of maturity, intelligence, purity,

popularity, and hygiene a plus.

Skills: backrubs, good communication skills, musical

instruments or voice, ability to recite Pi to 40 or more


Applicants with names like "Riya" "Richa" "Rini" or

"Sonal" encouraged.

Applicants with the letter A & D in their names also encouraged.



-Hair must be at least shoulder length and undyed. The longer

the better.

-Must like Soup.

-Must have the ability to talk or not talk forever, and still

find something to not talk about.

-"Modestly Hot"-ness encouraged. Super-Hot or Super-Not

discouraged except in exceptional circumstances.

(Super-Not can always grow longer hair, Super-Hot

can always cut some off.)

-"Girl-ness". Men need not apply.

-No makeup wearers, nose-pickers or bed-wetters.

-Must have a good sense of humor or a good sense of when to

humor me.

-Must be in at least your second year of your

crush/obsession/infatuation with me.

-Must be jealous enough to fight off female stalkers with

sticks or rocks, and female suitoresses with dirty

looks (or dirty sticks, if need be).



Sick Leave, Vacation (spent with me of course), opportunities

for promotion and advancement. Matrimony option opens up

after a few years (which has a good retirement plan as well

as childcare available). At least one flower with a sappy

note per week. Stock options (and I do mean *stock*). Meal

plan includes several meals a week, and chocolate on the

weekends and valentines day.



Being my Girlfriend is an honor. This position, being open as

a charity, will not seek to make a profit. However, those

hired will be happy to find they need only pay me Rs.500 a

month, to cover expenses.








Hair Length:

No. of years infatuated with me:

Explain in 300 words or less, how much you are obsessed with me:

Talk about how great I am, making sure to touch upon my "dreamy eyes":

In 300 words or less, explain why I should let you be my girlfriend:

Write a love sonnet to me (assume for now your love is unrequited):

Talk some more about my "dreamy eyes":



Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Vodafone 3G Data Plans In India, Vodafone 3G Tariff Plans Rate

Vodafone has announced Vodafone 3 G data Plans , Vodafone 3G Services will offer many services such as Video Blogging,Mobile Newspaper,High speed Internet,Faster Download,HD Gaming,Live Streaming,Vodafone TV, Video Calling etc

Vodafone is going to launch 3G mobile services during the end of March in 9 circles of India including Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkatta, Tamil Nadu, Maharastra, Gujarat, Haryana, Uttar Pradesh and West Bengal.

Vodafone 3G Data Plans:

* Rs.100 per month – 100MB Monthly Free Data usage

* Rs.375 per month – 500MB Monthly Free Data usage

* Rs.850 per month – 3GB Monthly Free Data usage

* Rs 1,250 per month – 5GB Monthly Free Data usage

* Rs.500 per month – 500MB Free Data usage + 500 Minutes of talk time (Local + STD) + 500 SMS

* Rs.1,000 per month – 1000 MB Free Data usage + 1000 Minutes of talk time (Local + STD) + 1000 SMS

Vodafone 3G Broadband Data Plans:

* Rs.650 monthly rental – 1GB Free data usage

* Rs.850 monthly rental – 3GB Free data usage

* Rs.1,250 monthly rental – 5GB Free data usage

Six Months Advanced Rental Plans –

In this plan you have to pay charges of five months and you will get service for six months .

1. Rs 3,250 – 1 GB/month for six months

2. Rs 4,250 – 3 GB/month for six months

3. Rs 6,250 – 5 GB/month for six months

Monday, March 21, 2011

Troubleshoot IE9 Installation Issues on Windows 7

Now that most of people are trying to installing IE9 there are lot of issues people are facing for getting IE9  installed.  In this article I’ll suggest few steps that could resolve such issues.

Step 1: It was told before that we need Windows 7 Service pack 1 to install IE9 but Microsoft conformed that we don’t need Service pack 1 to install IE9. But we need to make sure your Windows is update to date i.e. all critical updates should be applied. The main update that Microsoft recommends to install or prerequisite to install is KB2454826 This update provides new functionality and performance improvement for the graphics platform. This update resolves some streaming issues that are related to Media Foundation.

Step 2: Disable all the Security software like Firewall, Antivirus, and Antispyware etc. because security software tend to block files that installs with IE9 that might cause the install to fail so make sure you you disable all of them at the time of install.

Step 3: This is a generic step to resolve most of the issues with Windows 7. Yes you guess rite run SFC /SCANNOW.

Step 4: Run the Windows Update troubleshooting build into Windows. · Start | under search type in Troubleshoot · Under Troubleshoot select System and Security clip_image001_thumb1

· Under there Select Windows Update and run the troubleshoot and see if that fixes or finds any problem.

Step 5: If none of the step fixes it then the final step I would recommend is

 System Update Readiness Tool Description of the System Update Readiness Tool for Windows Vista, for Windows Server 2008, for Windows 7, and for Windows Server 2008 R2

Hope this would resolve your problem.

well i think ie9 not worth wasting your mb’s  because it has three features::


2:Richer(in number of Bugs)

3:Better (because it open for one second and gets terminated automatically )

So if you have the Courage to install ie9 and if somehow it works please let me know :D:D

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Internet Explorer 9







before downloading it update your window7,and if you face any problem then go to following page




Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Download Data Structure And Algorithms EBooks

Download Data Structure And Algorithms EBooks.rar

Booklist: az35_Algorithm Design For Networked Information Technology Systems (Springer-2004).pdf Object-oriented Data Structures Using Java 2002.pdf Data Structures And Problem Solving Using C++ 2nd ed - Mark Weiss.pdf CPlusPlus Plus Data Structures, 3rd Ed - Nell Dale.chm DrDobbsJournal10ClassicalAlgorithm.chm The Design And Analysis Of Spatial Data Structures - Hanan Samet.pdf Data Structures For Game Programmers (2003).pdf Data Structure For Game Programers - Ron Penton.pdf Numerical Recipes in C The Art of Scientific Computing 2nd Ed - William H. Press.pdf C++ Data Structures 3rd ed - Nell Dale.pdf 18.13 MB Jones.And.Bartlett.Publishers.Foundations.Of.Algorithms.Using.Cpp.Pseudocode.3rd.Edition.eBook-LiB.chm Data Structures And Program Design In C.pdf A Laboratory Course in C++ Data Structures 2003.pdf Object-Oriented Data Structures Using Java - Nell Dale.pdf Algorithms and Data Structures in C++ 2004.zip 14.14 MB Algorithms and Data Structures in CPlusPlus - Alan Parker.pdf Garbage Collection Algorithms For Automatic Dynamic Memory Management - Richard Jones.pdf Algorithms and Data Structures in C++ 1993.chm Introduction to Algorithms, 2nd Ed - Thomas H. Cormen.pdf 0471469459.pdf 11.13 MB CoreTechniquesandAlgorithmsinGameProgramming.pdf Prentice-Hall - 2001 - Spoken Language Processing, A Guide to Theory, Algorithm and System Development -.pdf Data Structures and Algorithms with Object-Oriented Design Patterns in CPlusPlus - Bruno R. Preiss.chm Fundamentals of OOP and Data Structures in Java - Richard Wiener.pdf Java - Data Structures And Algorithms With Object-oriented Design Patterns In Java.chm Algorithms and Data Structures The Science of Computing - Douglas Baldwin.chm Neural Networks - Algorithms Applications Programming.pdf C Algorithms For Real Time DsP - Paul Embree.pdf Beginning Algorithms (2006).pdf The Art Of Computer Programming 2nd ed Vol3 - Donald Knuth.djvu The Art Of Computer Programming 3rd ed Vol2 - Donald Knuth.djvu C and Data Structures - P.S. Deshpande.chm 0262011948.pdf Algorithm Theory - SWAT 2002 - M. Penttonen.pdf Data Structures and Algorithms - Alfred V. Aho.pdf 6.59 MB Fusion of Neural Networks, Fuzzy Systems and Genetic Algorithms - Industrial Applications.pdf Data Structure And Algorithms In Java - Mitchel Waite.pdf The Art Of Computer Programming 3rd ed Vol1 - Donald Knuth.djvu Data Structures and Program Design in C++ - Robert L. Kruse.pdf Teach_Yourself_Data_Structures_and_Algorithms_in_24_Hours.pdf Algorithms in Java, 3rd Ed, Part 1-4 - Robert Sedgewick.chm The Tomes of Delphi Algorithms and Data Structures - Julian Bucknall.pdf Wiley.Interscience.Practical.Genetic.Algorithms.May.2004.eBook-LinG.pdf ALGORITHMS - ROBERT SEDGEWICK.pdf Addison.Wesley.Algorithms..pdf Data Structures and Algorithms in Java - Peter Drake.chm Algorithms in Java, 3rd Ed, Part 5 Graph Algorithms - Robert Sedgewick.chm Memory Management - Algorithms And Implementation In C-C++ (2002) - allbooksfree.tk.pdf Data Structures and Algorithms with Object-Oriented Design Patterns in Java - Bruno R. Preiss.chm Data Structure And Algorithms In C++ 2nd ed - Adam Drozdek.djvu Handbook of Algorithms and Data Structures In Pascal and C 2nd Ed - G.H. Gonnet.djvu DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS USING VISUAL BASIC.NET - MICHAEL MCMILLAN.pdf Data Structures and Algorithms with Object-Oriented Design Patterns in Python - Bruno R. Preiss.chm Data Structures & Algorithms in Java - Robert Lafore.pdf Data Structures and Algorithms with Object-Oriented Design Patterns in CSharp - Bruno R. Preiss.chm DATA STRUCTURES IN JAVA A Laboratory Course - Sandra Andersen.pdf Data Structures and Algorithms in Java - Robert Lafore.pdf Data Structures Demystified - Jim Keogh.chm Data Structures, Algorithms and Program Style Using C - James F. Korsh.chm Fundamentals of Data Structures - Ellis Horowitz.chm poa.pdf Data Structures and Algorithm Analysis in C - Mark Allen Weiss.chm Data Structures and Algorithms 3 Multi-dimensional Searching and Computational Geometry - Kurt Mehlhorn.djvu O'Reilly-Mastering.Algorithms.With.C-1999.chm Introduction To Algorithms 2nd Edition Solutions (Instructors.Manual).pdf lari_young-insideoutsidealgorithm.pdf Algorithms and Data Structures - Niklaus Wirth.pdf DSP.Algorithms.For.Programmers.pdf (DSP) Algorithms for Programmers.pdf Information Retrieval Data Structures & Algorithms - William B. Frakes.pdf Dictionaryof Algorithms and Data Structures.chm H.S.Wilf - Algorithm And Complexity.pdf RSA Encryption Algorithm, a simple example.pdf An Example of the RSA Algorithm.pdf






क्या क़ीमत है आज़ादी की

क्या क़ीमत है आज़ादी की

हमने कब यह जाना है

अधिकारों की ही चिन्ता है

फर्ज़ कहाँ पहचाना है

आज़ादी का अर्थ हो गया

अब केवल घोटाला है

हमने आज़ादी का मतलब

भ्रष्टाचार निकाला है

आज़ादी में खा जाते हम

पशुओं तक के चारे अब

‘हर्षद’ और ‘हवाला’ हमको

आज़ादी से प्यारे अब

आज़ादी के खेल को खेलो

फ़िक्सिंग वाले बल्लों से

हार के बदले धन पाओगे

‘सटटेबाज़ों’ दल्लों से

आज़ादी में वैमनस्य के

पहलु ख़ूब उभारो तुम

आज़ादी इसको कहते हैं?

अपनों को ही मारो तुम

आज़ादी का मतलब अब तो

द्वेष, घृणा फैलाना है ॥

आज़ादी में काश्मीर की

घाटी पूरी घायल है

लेकिन भारत का हर नेता

शान्ति-सुलह का कायल है

आज़ादी में लाल चौक पर

झण्डे फाड़े जाते हैं

आज़ादी में माँ के तन पर

चाक़ू गाड़े जाते है

आज़ादी में आज हमारा

राष्ट्र गान शर्मिन्दा है

आज़ादी में माँ को गाली

देने वाला ज़ीन्दा है

आज़ादी मे धवल हिमालय

हमने काला कर डाला

आज़ादी मे माँ का आँचल

हमने दुख से भर डाला

आज़ादी में कठमुल्लों को

शीश झुकाया जाता है

आज़ादी मे देश-द्रोह का

पर्व मनाया जाता है

आज़ादी में निज गौरव को

कितना और भुलाना है ?

देखो! आज़ादी का मतलब

हिन्दुस्तान हमारा ह

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

HaPpY Days mp3 Song download

The Most touching songs of every student.The most happy days of every ones college life.All are combined in a film called Happy Days.

Download All The Happy Days songs in one file :


Download now Happy days Songs For Free and enjoy the feel of college life........

1.Arey Rey:


2.Veedukole--Happy days:


3.Jil Jil Jiga


4.Oh My Friend:


5.Ya Kundendu


6.Ye Chekati


GATE 2011 results

GATE 2011 (Graduate Aptitude Test in Engineering) results have been announced at GATE offices of IISc (Indian Institute of Science) and seven IITs (Indian Institutes of Technology) today. Candidates can check the result on its official website: http://www.iitk.ac.in/gate/gate2011.

Graduate Aptitude Test in Engineering (GATE) is an all-India examination, which is conducted every year for the direct admission to M.Tech courses at the IISc and the seven IITs. GATE this year was conducted online and offline on 30 January and 13 February.

The overall coordination and responsibility of conducting GATE 2011 lies with Indian Institute of Technology Madras. GATE qualification is also a minimum requirement to apply for various fellowships awarded by many Government organizations

Monday, March 14, 2011

tcp/ip network programming

1:Internetworking with TCP/IP Vol.1: Principles, Protocols, and Architecture (4th Edition): Douglas E. Comer




i am also working on tcp/ip project in c language so if you have any problem please feel free to comment ,i will reply

as soon as possible.